Quots

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?

There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray it’s not a train!.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.

I’ve got problem for your solution…

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

Your school GPA is inversely proportionate to your girlfriend’s looks and vise versa.

Jokes

1. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!

2. Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!!

3. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !!

4. When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”?

5. Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!

6. The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!?

7. Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol

8. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!!

9. Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife.

10. There in nothing Rajini’Kant do.

11. Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

12. Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”

13. Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

14. Intel’s new caption – Rajnikant Inside.

15. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

16. Rajini doesn’t need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants


17. one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars. they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
that
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth……………..

18. When RaJnIkAnT was a student
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?Teachers used to bunk class…


Someday Rajnikanth got angry wit her mother n threw away her dinner set
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today people refer to them as flying saucer n ufo ]:)


19. once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond.

climax:~

but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says

“i m kanth, rajnikanth”

20. Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as.
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Emran hashmi.

Quotes

"I am thankful to all those who said NO to me. It's because of them I did it myself."
- Albert Einstein

"I had no shoes and complained, until I met a man who had no feet."
- Indian Proverb

"Only by giving are you able to receive more than you already have."
- Jim Rohn

"It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it."
- John Wooden

"Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently."
- Henry Ford

"Once you say you’re going to settle for second, that’s what happens to you in life."
- John F. Kennedy

“If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.”
- Dr Wayne Dyer

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
- Mark Twain

"Those who are quite satisfied sit still and do nothing; those who are not quite satisfied are the sole benefactors of the world."
- Walter Savage Landor

"It always seems impossible until it's done."
- Nelson Mandela

"Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing."
- Vince Lombardi

"Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us."
- Samuel Smiles

"Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome."
- Samuel Johnson

“Someone’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality.”
- Les Brown