Jokes

1. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!

2. Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!!

3. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !!

4. When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”?

5. Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!

6. The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!?

7. Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol

8. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!!

9. Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife.

10. There in nothing Rajini’Kant do.

11. Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

12. Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”

13. Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

14. Intel’s new caption – Rajnikant Inside.

15. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

16. Rajini doesn’t need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants


17. one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars. they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth……………..

18. When RaJnIkAnT was a student
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?Teachers used to bunk class…


Someday Rajnikanth got angry wit her mother n threw away her dinner set
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today people refer to them as flying saucer n ufo ]:)


19. once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond.

climax:~

but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says

“i m kanth, rajnikanth”

20. Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as.
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Emran hashmi.